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*Snort* Okay, now that is bad! I've eaten during the night when I was taking Ambien, but never cat food.


they added a side note on the commercials about people have been know to eat or drive while sleeping. i almost punished my son for sneaking chocolate late at night which he denied. i asked him why there was chocolate sauce on the countertop, huh? he asked why there was chocolate on my pj top. dang ambien!
Originally Posted by Speckla
*Snort* That's classic. Did he say it sarcastically or just pointed it out kindly?
Originally Posted by SunshineGrrl
my kid sarcastic, are you kidding?
Originally Posted by Speckla
he was trying to prove his innocence by pointing it out. he didn't do it sarcastically because he'd get punish for his attitude even if he wouldn't get punished for the chocolate. it would have been a win and the lose situation for him.

Last edited by Speckla; 09-05-2008 at 07:19 PM.
I don't know that I can top that, but I did swallow a pill dry once because I was too lazy to leave my desk and get water. My chest started hurting, and I thought maybe it was stuck somewhere, so I drank hot tea trying to "melt" it. It turns out that one of the side effects was burning/ulcers of the esophagus! It had to be taken with water. It was days before the pain in my chest went away.
I stuck a peanut up my nose. But I was 5 so I think you've got me beat.




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I pinched my finger two times with the lid of a vitamin bottle - once when I closed it and then again when I reopened to release my finger and closed it again.
Lauraloo! I remember the nerd up the nose! HA! I feel better now (except for a certain part of me which still thinks it makes perfect sense to stick a zinc capsule up my snoz) (I'm not on ambien)
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Lauraloo! I remember the nerd up the nose! HA! I feel better now (except for a certain part of me which still thinks it makes perfect sense to stick a zinc capsule up my snoz) (I'm not on ambien)
Originally Posted by Castella
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I was once wearing a belt that was too large, so I was trying to add another hole to it with an ice pick and stabbed myself in the stomach.

I had a mix of valium and ibuprofren in a baggie. The valium was for my daughter who had had her wisdom teeth taken out. I had dumped her medication into the baggie with my medication so we could take the container in with our water to have it tested for hardness. I had forgotten all about her medication being mixed with mine & one morning I woke up with a headache. I thought I was taking ibuprofren, but I took valium instead. The dosage on valium was 1/2 tablet & I took 2 of them. I felt wonderful for about 30 minutes, then started getting dizzy & puked my toenails up for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, I was at work when the pills took affect.
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Accidentally took two ambian. I woke up standing naked in my kitchen eating cat food at 2 in the morning. I thought they were wasabi peas.


I read the entire pamplet that came with the Ambian bottle and that was NOT listed as a side effect.
Originally Posted by meryn
i must be immune. i took one at 11 pm and work up at 4:15 am...damn!!!
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I've been under some stress.

All of a sudden today I realize I'm getting sick. Scratchy throat. Congestion. Coughing. Not a good time to be sick.

Don't have Zicam at work.

But I do have zinc capsules! So I take one.

Still feel sick.

Genius idea: why not stick a zinc capsule up my nose and let it dissolve there? Same as zicam nose gel, yuh-huh!

Only not so much, because the capsule immediately shot up into my sinuses and was well on its way to my brain. Desperate dash to the (unfortunately PUBLIC) restroom. Frantic attempts to do a sinus rinse without a neti cup. Consternation spreads among all ladies present, which turns into disgust when I start snorting and hacking up water and snot.

Finally half of the capsule came out and now I REALLY feel sick and my ear hurts too.
Originally Posted by Castella
I was feeling bad about sticking my foot in my mouth.

I hope your nose, sinuses, and brain recovered and your cold gets better soon!

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Accidentally took two ambian. I woke up standing naked in my kitchen eating cat food at 2 in the morning. I thought they were wasabi peas.


I read the entire pamplet that came with the Ambian bottle and that was NOT listed as a side effect.
Originally Posted by meryn
You had my laughing so hard that I was crying. I'm still sniffling and bursting into random fits of laughter while seeing this mental image.

ETA: I commented on political threads! Why did I do that?! I swore that I would stay out of it! Stupid, stupid...
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ETA: I commented on political threads! Why did I do that?! I swore that I would stay out of it! Stupid, stupid...
Originally Posted by QuirkyYogini


I debated whether or not to post that earlier! I'm passionate about the things I think we should be doing to help our country, and others. And so I end up posting in politics threads when I think... geesh... maybe I shouldn't do that...
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ETA: I commented on political threads! Why did I do that?! I swore that I would stay out of it! Stupid, stupid...
Originally Posted by QuirkyYogini


I debated whether or not to post that earlier! I'm passionate about the things I think we should be doing to help our country, and others. And so I end up posting in politics threads when I think... geesh... maybe I shouldn't do that...
Originally Posted by NetG
Nah keep doing it I appreciate your posts.

Besides the political threads are too addicting. Like bad TV. I try not to let them get me too upset but I just can't help reading them.

As for my stupid thing. I once had 2 contacts in one eye and one in the other. Yep I had in 3 contacts. I have NO idea how I accomplished this and I went thorugh most of the day before I discovered it.
Accidentally took two ambian. I woke up standing naked in my kitchen eating cat food at 2 in the morning. I thought they were wasabi peas.


I read the entire pamplet that came with the Ambian bottle and that was NOT listed as a side effect.
Originally Posted by meryn
My nurse supervisor at work tried Ambien because he had insomnia. He ended up driving to walmart in the middle of the night and spending 500 dollars on odd stuff, like two massive jars of pickles, 4 copies of the same CD, a jumbo box of mousetraps and 4 fishing rods. (he doesn't fish) He then went home put everything on the kitchen table and when his wife asked him about all the junk in the morning he didn't remember a thing, not even leaving the house and driving his car!!!!


I think the stupidest thing i have ever done was driving the wrong way down a road in the middle of town. There was a small town i had driven to so i could go shopping. The road was a two-way road all the way into town and then split into two roads (both are one way streets) with townhouses and businesses between them so you have to actually drive through an alley if you wanted to turn around and go the other way. The roads then came together in a two way again after going through town. Well, when i pulled out of the shop i forgot all about the road split and starting driving back home on the road i came in on. I saw a couple of people waving at me so i waved back and kept driving. I thought people were being friendly and waving to me...but they were actually just trying to get my attention so i didn't cause an accident. Thank goodness there was no heavy traffic. I eventually figured it out and got my stupid butt on the right road going out of town. The hubby thinks i need medicine for ADD.
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Ate unhealthy food a few meals in a row. I took zantac like a good girl, which often prevents a problem... But not this time. My stomach issues are great. I'll be awake and in lots of pain with my stomach making loud noises for about two hours now. I'd rather if I had one major stomach symptom, but no- I just get massive pain which make me wonder if my insides will let me sit up straight ever again....

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drank two cups of coffee around midnight and then tried to sleep.
Accidentally took two ambian. I woke up standing naked in my kitchen eating cat food at 2 in the morning. I thought they were wasabi peas.


I read the entire pamplet that came with the Ambian bottle and that was NOT listed as a side effect.
Originally Posted by meryn
i must be immune. i took one at 11 pm and work up at 4:15 am...damn!!!
Originally Posted by luvmylocs
Regular Ambien does that for me. It's only meant to get you to sleep, so it wears off after about 4 hours. I now have to take Ambien CR to get my full 8 hours. Though I think I'm bagging the Ambien all together. Randomly going and spending money is not in my budget. Nor is eating a whole bag of chips, a whole container of cookies, or a whole sleeve of Ritz crackers in my weight-loss plan.
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Accidentally took two ambian. I woke up standing naked in my kitchen eating cat food at 2 in the morning. I thought they were wasabi peas.


I read the entire pamplet that came with the Ambian bottle and that was NOT listed as a side effect.
Originally Posted by meryn
i must be immune. i took one at 11 pm and work up at 4:15 am...damn!!!
Originally Posted by luvmylocs
Regular Ambien does that for me. It's only meant to get you to sleep, so it wears off after about 4 hours. I now have to take Ambien CR to get my full 8 hours. Though I think I'm bagging the Ambien all together. Randomly going and spending money is not in my budget. Nor is eating a whole bag of chips, a whole container of cookies, or a whole sleeve of Ritz crackers in my weight-loss plan.
Originally Posted by SunshineGrrl
You can I should hang out at night. I'm an insomniac and can keep an eye on you to make sure you don't get the cookies or spend the rent money.

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