#1: Pure evil
I have discovered the source of true evil. They trying to steal my soul with temptation, and they are winning. I got an advert in the mail today for a chocolate tasting club. They all look so good. But after the introductory offer, very expensive. I have it on my desk right now. Every time I look at it, I momentarily forget the price and get lost in the creamy decadence of the beautiful chocolates. This is torture.