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Old 10-07-2009, 12:44 AM   #41
 
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I know there's a passage in the Bible about a woman with a gem-encrusted golden dildo.
If you're referring to the passage in the Song of Solomon where Solomon...
Nope, it's from one of the Five Books of Moses, and it's definitely a dildo and not a metaphor.

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(btw, pretty sure it was you who I was talking evolution with, and I have read what you had to say (need to really process it though) and am aiming to respond, but it's something I want to take out time with. My internet habits are kinda ADD fueled, but I don't want you to feel like your input wasn't considered).
Yeah, that was me
What book and chapter (and verse(s) if you have it at hand)?
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Old 10-07-2009, 01:33 AM   #42
 
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^^^ Ezekiel 16:17 (KJV) says:
"Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them..."

There's a bunch of different English translations here, and I think the meaning is unambiguous. I don't think it's odd that the Bible mentions this. Dildos have been found in ancient Middle Eastern tombs.

The sentence as a whole is a metaphor, though. And it's not from one of the Five Books of Moses. I could swear there's at least one other passage as well, but I think I'm done with googling the words "dildo" and "bible" together. (It mostly turned up sex manuals, which for some reason I hadn't foreseen.)

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Biblically, it's only sinful for men to masturbate. The bible doesn't care one bit about female masturbation. Doesn't even mention it. So...enjoy.
I know there's a passage in the Bible about a woman with a gem-encrusted golden dildo.
Wouldn't that hurt? I tried to google an image for one but came up with nothing.
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Wouldn't that hurt?
I'm not exactly an expert on the history of gem-cutting, but I think a lot of jewels back then were cut in the cabochon shape, which is smooth and domed instead of faceted. So who knows?

We'll need to wait for the History Channel to roll out Dildos of the Bible or something

Oh, and don't forget Ezekiel 23:20.

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We'll need to wait for the History Channel to roll out Dildos of the Bible or something


I don't think THC will be doing that. HBO maybe.
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We'll need to wait for the History Channel to roll out Dildos of the Bible or something


I don't think THC will be doing that. HBO maybe.
History channel does do History of Sex though so maybe..
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^^^ Ezekiel 16:17 (KJV) says:
"Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them..."

There's a bunch of different English translations here, and I think the meaning is unambiguous. I don't think it's odd that the Bible mentions this. Dildos have been found in ancient Middle Eastern tombs.

The sentence as a whole is a metaphor, though. And it's not from one of the Five Books of Moses. I could swear there's at least one other passage as well, but I think I'm done with googling the words "dildo" and "bible" together. (It mostly turned up sex manuals, which for some reason I hadn't foreseen.)
The context in this part of Ezekiel is the 'whoredom' of Isreal. Israel is being approached as a bride of the Lord. He's dealing generously with her, and preserving her, while the prophets in Israel are squandering their position, serving other interests and idols. In this passage their idol worship is the topic. It is possible an obscenity is being spoken to if considering the original Hebrew, but I wouldn't call it unambiguous. With the question open, the meaning isn't lost however.

To understand what's going on there the context helps reveal it. The hebrew word that translates to 'of men' is 'faces.' If the concept of fornication here is taken to mean literal fornication, then it would apply in other situations...but the entire passage is about the fornication-the disloyalty of Isreal.

The passage goes on to say:
And tookest thy broidered garments, and coveredst them: and thou hast set mine oil and mine incense before them. My meat also which I gave thee, fine flour, and oil, and honey, wherewith I fed thee, thou hast even set it before them for a sweet savour: and thus it was, saith the Lord GOD.
Moreover thou hast taken thy sons and thy daughters, whom thou hast borne unto me, and these hast thou sacrificed unto them to be devoured. Is this of thy whoredoms a small matter.

And before it got to the verse in question, other 'whoredoms/fornication' were spoken to. So given that you could take the Hebrew literally and it's open that it's painting a picture of that kind of love of the idols, it also doesn't mean it must not be simply because there's a general metaphorical fornication being talked about (though it seems consistent to look at it that way). That would hit it home, and Israel's attitude is being hit home all throughout the passage. What it eventually comes around to is Israel being put up with even so, the promise being kept.
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Oh, and don't forget Ezekiel 23:20.
"For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses."

Again, 'she' is referring to Israel. This is reflecting Judah (of the 12 tribes of Isreal) being sold out to Egyptian idolatry, which included celebration of the sexual heat of horses. I don't automatically know this stuff lol, but I have a textually critical commentary on Ezekiel in front of me that discusses it.
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Again, 'she' is referring to Israel.
I did mention in my post that Ezekiel 16:17 was part of a metaphor. But thank you for the in-depth explanation of the context
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HAHAHAHAHAH LOL
i just read the page on oral sex and threesomes (on the website i first posted)
it says that when a woman is giving oral sex to a man ,the man must ejaculate in her mouth and she must swallow. if she doesn't swallow or if the man pulls out before ejaculation then it will anger god because its wasted sperm ...puh-leeze
also the page about threesomes says that a threesome is allright if its 2 woman 1 man but with 2 man 1 woman it will anger god because it might end to homosexuality but a mans wife can have a lesbian lover. during the threesome the man must stay in lead and the 2 woman must follow the man. it also says that lesbianity is not a sin unless there "lipstick lesbians" (lol, it realy says that) so they must be feminine lesbians that were lipstick ,heels , fish net stalking LOL ,sounds to me like the typical guys fantasy of what lesbians should be lol or some kind of porno lol. also its says "butch" lesbians are not accepted to be in the thresome because masculine/butch lesbians will anger god lol
this all sounds like bull sht to me ,this was probally written by some man pervert watching porn all day long lol
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it also says swallowing sperm has spiritual benefits lol
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it also says swallowing sperm has spiritual benefits lol
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG! I choose not to be "that" spiritual then....
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Again, 'she' is referring to Israel.
I did mention in my post that Ezekiel 16:17 was part of a metaphor. But thank you for the in-depth explanation of the context
I noticed you picked up on that about the passage in 16...didn't mean to make it sound like you hadn't.

My impression is that even in recognizing the metaphorical context, there's not enough info to say a dildo is being talked about. The element that would persuade someone that way is the 'committed with,' but the issue back with that is the 'faces' in Hebrew. And I know there's other passages with the same theme where 'committed' is used when there isn't a way to literally do the act.

As for 20:23, I meant 'again' as in, 'we have the same thing here' since that wasn't established in reference to that verse yet. Not hammering it in that it's metaphor
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Please be careful of what you read. That website is so blasphemous it angered me. It took so many Scriptures out of context. ANY TYPE, OF SEXUAL ACTION THAT CAUSES ANY SEXUAL PLEASURE BEFORE MARRIAGE (FORNICATION) IS WRONG!!!! Plain and simple.
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@ wile hehehe!

protein is good for the hair.

@ naturally delish, do you, but i can tell you that everyone here doesn't have that same sentiment.

funny, first post and that is your comment? meant to invoke something or am i reading into it too much?

"ANY TYPE, OF SEXUAL ACTION THAT CAUSES ANY SEXUAL PLEASURE BEFORE MARRIAGE (FORNICATION) IS WRONG!!!! Plain and simple."

masturbation is a sexual action that causes sexual pleasure, so you can only do it if you're married? oh please.
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Please be careful of what you read. That website is so blasphemous it angered me. It took so many Scriptures out of context. ANY TYPE, OF SEXUAL ACTION THAT CAUSES ANY SEXUAL PLEASURE BEFORE MARRIAGE (FORNICATION) IS WRONG!!!! Plain and simple.


LOL...Fornication? Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah...Uhura. Back again, I see.
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I noticed you picked up on that about the passage in 16...didn't mean to make it sound like you hadn't.
Okay, cool
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Please be careful of what you read. That website is so blasphemous it angered me. It took so many Scriptures out of context. ANY TYPE, OF SEXUAL ACTION THAT CAUSES ANY SEXUAL PLEASURE BEFORE MARRIAGE (FORNICATION) IS WRONG!!!! Plain and simple.
This reminds me of that "MASTERbation will MASTER you!" site I posted about a while back. The one with the "Ex-Masturbator" t-shirts.
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