Jesus-- He Is With You Always

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Why is he smiling while the dentist works?

I once saw something along these lines at an Italian festival: it was Jesus with the boy who threw a touchdown; Jesus rooting for a boy at bat; Jesus chasing along with a boy playing soccer.

Note that he never accompanied a girl playing field hockey or basketball. Just saying.
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Hey, is Jesus the one with the coffee in the "Executive" picture? I mean, if he's so busy always being "with" everyone all the time, he would need coffee, right?

What do you think? Would Jesus drink his coffee black, or with cream? Maybe he likes latte?

Have I mentioned that I LOVE these drawings?
if in the future while im driving a truck probably at night and suddenly i feel two hands on my shoulders i dont care who it is im dumping the truck and walking home.
Originally Posted by OBB

Jesus is with walkers, too.


Sorry :-/.
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How? Holding their hand(s) while they cross the street?
How? Holding their hand(s) while they cross the street?
Originally Posted by ninja dog

More likely holding their elbows...he seems to like to do that.

Or perhaps cheering them on!
omg... tears... Cant. stop. laughing.
He looks like he is about to strangle the truck driver.
Does anyone else feel Jesus is looking at the carpet layer a little "odd?"


From Michael Berg:

Every person has a unique connection to the Creator that can never be extinguished, and every person has a great soul that can manifest important things in our world. To make a person feel less than they are because of something inside themselves, be it faith, race, or sexual orientation, is the greatest sin of all."
Have I mentioned that I LOVE these drawings?
Originally Posted by ninja dog


I don't think they are "real" drawings. I think they are computer generated from B&W photos. Some schmuck is trying to pass off this jesus schlock as "art".
In general, Jesus looks like he's up to no good in all these drawings. In the dental hygienist one, he looks like he's about to jiggle her elbow when she starts drilling . . . and he's laughing about it!

RCW, I don't think they look good enough to be computer generated!

Has anyone clicked on the home page? It's sad -- the guy pasted his photo over the meaningful quote, so you can't see what it says.

Springcurl, WHERE on earth did you find this????
"Tell me, are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?"

"Honey Badger don't care!"
Jesus is obviously a white dude. He must have looked a little out-of-place 2000 years ago in Galilee.

Anyone else think he resembles a young Charles Manson?

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I was waiting for that!
Jesus is obviously a white dude. He must have looked a little out-of-place 2000 years ago in Galilee.

Anyone else think he resembles a young Charles Manson?

Originally Posted by RedCatWaves
Definitey! I think that was the look Charles was going for.
From Michael Berg:

Every person has a unique connection to the Creator that can never be extinguished, and every person has a great soul that can manifest important things in our world. To make a person feel less than they are because of something inside themselves, be it faith, race, or sexual orientation, is the greatest sin of all."
Dental assistants need insurance too:





ETA: The artist is from "Niceville, FL?" Too much.
The best revenge is living well. The second best revenge is fire ants.
ETA: The artist is from "Niceville, FL?" Too much.
Originally Posted by MoppyT
Thats an actual town....
Rock Chalk Baby!! If you aren't from Kansas, you just won't understand!

Dame Kenz Matilda Jayhawk-Rocksalt, heir to the family diamonds.
I once saw something along these lines at an Italian festival: it was Jesus with the boy who threw a touchdown; Jesus rooting for a boy at bat; Jesus chasing along with a boy playing soccer.
Originally Posted by ninja dog

Y'mean kinda like this?

Some of them do look very much traced from photos, rather than drawn freehand …

teacher

clown

I wonder if Jesus told him to do that.
I once saw something along these lines at an Italian festival: it was Jesus with the boy who threw a touchdown; Jesus rooting for a boy at bat; Jesus chasing along with a boy playing soccer.
Originally Posted by ninja dog

Y'mean kinda like this?

Originally Posted by wild~hair
Ahahaha! Is he stealing that kid's ball???

I didn't think the pictures were funny...just...kinda creepy. I don't think I want Jesus stalking me...or getting in my personal space...
Horror. Erotica. Cannibalism. And everything else in between.

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I once saw something along these lines at an Italian festival: it was Jesus with the boy who threw a touchdown; Jesus rooting for a boy at bat; Jesus chasing along with a boy playing soccer.
Originally Posted by ninja dog

Y'mean kinda like this?

Originally Posted by wild~hair
The sports Jesus I saw was more of an action Jesus. This Jesus looks like he's playing keepaway.
I like how Jesus is watching over the clown, artist, carpet installer....

But there's no Jesus over a doctor, or nurse.


I don't mind Jesus being in my personal space. I just think the artists impression of it is pretty comical.
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Both Jesus and the welder are going to lose their eyesight, welding without their face shields...

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