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11-04-2009, 07:52 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 6,398
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Jesus' powers will fix that.
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Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.
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11-04-2009, 07:54 AM
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11-04-2009, 08:31 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 13,665
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I friend forwarded it to me. where SHE found it, I don't know!
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11-04-2009, 08:37 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 15,534
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"He leadeth the blind welder, and the tone deaf organist...."
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11-04-2009, 08:40 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 3,589
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This reminds me of my sister's facebook status the other day. "This morning I attended Our Lady of the Muscially Challenged Roman Catholic Church" 
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 2b/c, medium/high porosity, medium/coarse texture
Current HG: Kinky Curly errythang, GVPCB, LALSG
"I will never be the woman with perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it."
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11-04-2009, 08:44 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 15,534
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That happens at the church I occasionally attend, too: thin choir, slightly off accompaniment.....
Where's Jesus then, huh?
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11-04-2009, 08:46 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 31,421
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He's there. He answers all requests. Sometimes the answer is just "no".
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11-04-2009, 08:56 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 2,966
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"Can you pull over there to the gas station i have to use the bathroom. Ooh lookit there a Starbucks. Can you get me a double ristretto venti nonfat organic chocolate brownie frrappuccino extra hot? Thanks buddy you're going to the top of the list."
CEO, "Hey Jesus pull my finger."
Jesus,"Oh heck no! Judas already got me once im not falling for that again."
"If you turn left here at this corner then turn right at the light and go about 3 maybe 4 or five blocks and stay on the right lane cuz it will curve right and Bed, Bath & Beyond should be on your right hand side next to Starbuck's."
Last edited by OBB; 11-05-2009 at 10:41 PM.
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11-04-2009, 10:01 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 15,534
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He's a cruel taskmaster sometimes, that Jesus.
OBB, very funny comments. Love the Bed, Bath & Beyond directions.
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11-04-2009, 10:46 AM
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#50
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 20,248
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Go ahead. Hit her. You know you want to.
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11-04-2009, 02:05 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 2,830
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Why is Jesus only stalking white people? 
(And should I be glad about that?)
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3B corkscrews with scatterings of 3A & 3C.
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11-04-2009, 02:28 PM
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#52
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 4,898
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That's right, I said it! I wear scrunchies!!
I am a sulfate washing, cone slabbing, curly lovin' s.o.b. The CG police haven't caught me yet.
3a/3b
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11-04-2009, 03:20 PM
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#53
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 5,371
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11-04-2009, 04:05 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 20,248
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Jeebus doesn't care about black people.
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11-04-2009, 04:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 31,421
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Look at him...he's a white dude.
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11-04-2009, 04:46 PM
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#56
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 2,966
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"Hey there Gladis can you google me to see if i come up?"
Last edited by OBB; 11-05-2009 at 10:44 PM.
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11-04-2009, 06:17 PM
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#57
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Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 8,410
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What's he doing with his right hand? 
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11-04-2009, 06:30 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 31,421
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OMG!!!! Jesus is jerking off to gay porn, while Gladys watches. Oh my...
He really does see (and do) it all.
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11-04-2009, 06:34 PM
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#59
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 2,830
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3B corkscrews with scatterings of 3A & 3C.
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11-04-2009, 07:43 PM
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#60
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 5,371
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C'mon guys, that's not right.
Do we have to be so crude and offensive while talking about Jesus? Some things should be off limits.
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