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Old 11-04-2009, 07:52 AM   #41
 
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Both Jesus and the welder are going to lose their eyesight, welding without their face shields...
Jesus' powers will fix that.
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Old 11-04-2009, 07:54 AM   #42
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Both Jesus and the welder are going to lose their eyesight, welding without their face shields...
Jesus' powers will fix that.
Of course, silly me!
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:31 AM   #43
 
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Springcurl, WHERE on earth did you find this????
I friend forwarded it to me. where SHE found it, I don't know!
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Both Jesus and the welder are going to lose their eyesight, welding without their face shields...
Jesus' powers will fix that.
Of course, silly me!
"He leadeth the blind welder, and the tone deaf organist...."
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"He leadeth the blind welder, and the tone deaf organist...."

This reminds me of my sister's facebook status the other day. "This morning I attended Our Lady of the Muscially Challenged Roman Catholic Church"
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:44 AM   #46
 
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That happens at the church I occasionally attend, too: thin choir, slightly off accompaniment.....

Where's Jesus then, huh?
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That happens at the church I occasionally attend, too: thin choir, slightly off accompaniment.....

Where's Jesus then, huh?

He's there. He answers all requests. Sometimes the answer is just "no".
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:56 AM   #48
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"Can you pull over there to the gas station i have to use the bathroom. Ooh lookit there a Starbucks. Can you get me a double ristretto venti nonfat organic chocolate brownie frrappuccino extra hot? Thanks buddy you're going to the top of the list."

CEO, "Hey Jesus pull my finger."
Jesus,"Oh heck no! Judas already got me once im not falling for that again."

"If you turn left here at this corner then turn right at the light and go about 3 maybe 4 or five blocks and stay on the right lane cuz it will curve right and Bed, Bath & Beyond should be on your right hand side next to Starbuck's."

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That happens at the church I occasionally attend, too: thin choir, slightly off accompaniment.....

Where's Jesus then, huh?

He's there. He answers all requests. Sometimes the answer is just "no".
He's a cruel taskmaster sometimes, that Jesus.

OBB, very funny comments. Love the Bed, Bath & Beyond directions.
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Old 11-04-2009, 10:46 AM   #50
 
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:05 PM   #51
 
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Why is Jesus only stalking white people?

(And should I be glad about that?)
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:28 PM   #52
 
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Why is Jesus only stalking white people?

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Yes, yes you should. LOL
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:20 PM   #53
 
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:05 PM   #54
 
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Why is Jesus only stalking white people?

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Jeebus doesn't care about black people.
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Why is Jesus only stalking white people?

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Look at him...he's a white dude.
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:46 PM   #56
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"Hey there Gladis can you google me to see if i come up?"

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"Hey there Gladis can you google me to see if i come up?"
What's he doing with his right hand?
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"Hey there Gladis can you google me to see if i come up?"
What's he doing with his right hand?


OMG!!!! Jesus is jerking off to gay porn, while Gladys watches. Oh my...

He really does see (and do) it all.
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Why is Jesus only stalking white people?

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Jeebus doesn't care about black people.
I knew it!
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Old 11-04-2009, 07:43 PM   #60
 
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C'mon guys, that's not right.

Do we have to be so crude and offensive while talking about Jesus? Some things should be off limits.
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