Jesus-- He Is With You Always

Both Jesus and the welder are going to lose their eyesight, welding without their face shields...
Originally Posted by SuZenGuide
Jesus' powers will fix that.
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Both Jesus and the welder are going to lose their eyesight, welding without their face shields...
Originally Posted by SuZenGuide
Jesus' powers will fix that.
Originally Posted by curlylaura
Of course, silly me!
Springcurl, WHERE on earth did you find this????
Originally Posted by fig jam
I friend forwarded it to me. where SHE found it, I don't know!


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Both Jesus and the welder are going to lose their eyesight, welding without their face shields...
Originally Posted by SuZenGuide
Jesus' powers will fix that.
Originally Posted by curlylaura
Of course, silly me!
Originally Posted by SuZenGuide
"He leadeth the blind welder, and the tone deaf organist...."
"He leadeth the blind welder, and the tone deaf organist...."
Originally Posted by ninja dog

This reminds me of my sister's facebook status the other day. "This morning I attended Our Lady of the Muscially Challenged Roman Catholic Church"
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That happens at the church I occasionally attend, too: thin choir, slightly off accompaniment.....

Where's Jesus then, huh?
That happens at the church I occasionally attend, too: thin choir, slightly off accompaniment.....

Where's Jesus then, huh?
Originally Posted by ninja dog

He's there. He answers all requests. Sometimes the answer is just "no".

"Can you pull over there to the gas station i have to use the bathroom. Ooh lookit there a Starbucks. Can you get me a double ristretto venti nonfat organic chocolate brownie frrappuccino extra hot? Thanks buddy you're going to the top of the list."

CEO, "Hey Jesus pull my finger."
Jesus,"Oh heck no! Judas already got me once im not falling for that again."

"If you turn left here at this corner then turn right at the light and go about 3 maybe 4 or five blocks and stay on the right lane cuz it will curve right and Bed, Bath & Beyond should be on your right hand side next to Starbuck's."

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That happens at the church I occasionally attend, too: thin choir, slightly off accompaniment.....

Where's Jesus then, huh?
Originally Posted by ninja dog

He's there. He answers all requests. Sometimes the answer is just "no".
Originally Posted by RedCatWaves
He's a cruel taskmaster sometimes, that Jesus.

OBB, very funny comments. Love the Bed, Bath & Beyond directions.
Yea, he really needs to respect other people's personal space. These pics are hilarious. Here's my fav.


Originally Posted by Lotsawaves
Go ahead. Hit her. You know you want to.
Why is Jesus only stalking white people?

(And should I be glad about that?)
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Why is Jesus only stalking white people?

(And should I be glad about that?)
Originally Posted by journotraveler
Yes, yes you should. LOL
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Why is Jesus only stalking white people?

(And should I be glad about that?)
Originally Posted by journotraveler


Why is Jesus only stalking white people?

(And should I be glad about that?)
Originally Posted by journotraveler
Jeebus doesn't care about black people.
Why is Jesus only stalking white people?

(And should I be glad about that?)
Originally Posted by journotraveler


Look at him...he's a white dude.

"Hey there Gladis can you google me to see if i come up?"

Last edited by OBB; 11-05-2009 at 10:44 PM.

"Hey there Gladis can you google me to see if i come up?"
Originally Posted by OBB
What's he doing with his right hand?
From Michael Berg:

Every person has a unique connection to the Creator that can never be extinguished, and every person has a great soul that can manifest important things in our world. To make a person feel less than they are because of something inside themselves, be it faith, race, or sexual orientation, is the greatest sin of all."

"Hey there Gladis can you google me to see if i come up?"
Originally Posted by OBB
What's he doing with his right hand?
Originally Posted by Lotsawaves


OMG!!!! Jesus is jerking off to gay porn, while Gladys watches. Oh my...

He really does see (and do) it all.
Why is Jesus only stalking white people?

(And should I be glad about that?)
Originally Posted by journotraveler
Jeebus doesn't care about black people.
Originally Posted by medussa
I knew it!
3B corkscrews with scatterings of 3A & 3C.
C'mon guys, that's not right.

Do we have to be so crude and offensive while talking about Jesus? Some things should be off limits.

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