THESE ARE GOOD TOO..
I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
You!...Off my planet!