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Old 08-15-2008, 10:09 AM   #1
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Default Old Age Is Hell....

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
> An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
> of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and
> said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
> gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
> The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,
> 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but
> nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
> 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with
> her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth
> in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even
> called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both
> hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
> knees, but still nothing.' The doctor was shocked!
> 'You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us
> could get the jar open.'
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Old 08-15-2008, 12:21 PM   #2
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Old 08-15-2008, 02:40 PM   #3
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Good one! Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 08-15-2008, 09:41 PM   #4
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That's great--thanks!
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:01 PM   #5
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My Mom who is 76 sent this to me.
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Old 08-16-2008, 07:59 AM   #6
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I needed that!
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:31 AM   #7
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