03-14-2006, 03:28 PM
Join Date: Nov 2004
why older women rule
this has been around a while but i thought it would be fun to share it...
Why Older Chicks Rule
by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".
This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and
for those who are turning 40, and for those who are
scared of moving into their 50's...AND 60's... and for
guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of
the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does
something she wants to do. And, it's usually something
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be
assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and
from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot
what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle
of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be
A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce
you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man
will often ignore even her best friend because she
doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40
couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red
lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you
get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far
sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are
forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't
ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For
every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you.
Now 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because
women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just
to get a little sausage.
Susan suburban NY
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