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Oh wait...yes I did! In the past hour, I have cleaned up dog puke from the rug, changed a poopy diaper that was exploding out the back, and cleaned up baby puke & spit up from the stairs, his pack & play, boppy, toys, clothes, face, etc. Ughhhhh.... I have had a very yucky hour....
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Last edited by shelli; 12-10-2007 at 11:34 PM. Reason: typo- as always! :)
changed a poppy diaper
Originally Posted by shelli
better than a poopy one! Sorry, just wanted to make you laugh. boy, 2 sick ones at once, that is tough. poor shelli

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i can laugh at your dilemma now that mine are behind me. but i do feel for you.

my equally wet scenario consisted of my first newborn doing an impressive projectile poop that squirted on my dresser, the wall, his swing, and the floor. at the same time, my milk let down from both breasts and was streaming down and soaking my shirt. and to top it off, my period was on (a heavy day, mind you). so the only logical thing for me to do after standing there not knowing what to clean up first and looking in disbelief at my newborn who was grinning at me, was to start crying, adding even more liquid to the situation.

it will get better!
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Oh wait...yes I did! In the past hour, I have cleaned up dog puke from the rug, changed a poopy diaper that was exploding out the back, and cleaned up baby puke & spit up from the stairs, his pack & play, boppy, toys, clothes, face, etc. Ughhhhh.... I have had a very yucky hour....
Originally Posted by shelli

Isn't that a normal day?
Oh, I totally feel your pain, Shelli.

Emma's got a stomach bug and the smell of vomit is in the air, no matter what Oust or Lysol I use to make the house smell better.
God doesn't give special kids to special parents. He takes ordinary, imperfect people, and gifts them with his greatest treasures. And therein, he creates special parents.

The dog puke was what did me in!
A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose.

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