If your hair could talk, what would it say?

Mine would say...<br />
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Management (my hair's alter ego. Her name is Sassy) I need full service today! Sunday is your wash day. I need the following: a good pre poo, cleanse, leave in... & don't forget the hot oil treatment you promised me last weekend. Otherwise, I will tangle up on purpose & dare you to man handle me. Hmmph lazy....<br />
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Me: I'm sick... And looking for ways to quench your thirst. Patience hefa..<br />
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Management: hurry up before I stomp off your head & pout. *rolls eyes while crossing her arms* tick tock.<br />
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Me: 5 minute time out. Just for that I'm putting you & an up do.<br />
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Management: you can try.<br />
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Both of us have an attitude on wash day. Her name is sassy management Humphrey. When happy, she's Sassy but on wash day she becomes her alter ego management. Learning what makes her happy is a trip. I hope I learn her quick. Geez no on told me transitioning would be like this but love sassy anyway.
My hair talked to me today. My braidout wasn't dry so it needed to go up. It refused to be in a updo >:l
Every style I did: bun, ponytail, braid, wrap; my hair said, "Nope".

My hair wins today. -.-
“Seven Deadly Sins:
Wealth without work

Pleasure without conscience
Science without humanity
Knowledge without character

Politics without principle
Commerce without morality

Worship without sacrifice.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
Sassy would say "big chop or mini chop already! Get rid of those pesky permed ends. Otherwise, they will take me with them. Hair abuse!!!!
Lol! Mine too!
Sorry hair, you're gonna have to wait for a chop. Then my hair would dry up as a punishment
“Seven Deadly Sins:
Wealth without work

Pleasure without conscience
Science without humanity
Knowledge without character

Politics without principle
Commerce without morality

Worship without sacrifice.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
"Please note no matter how many bobby pins you use, I will still stick out. 😜 Wash me. I'm three days old."

Thanks,
Management

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