Mine would say...

Management (my hair's alter ego. Her name is Sassy) I need full service today! Sunday is your wash day. I need the following: a good pre poo, cleanse, leave in... & don't forget the hot oil treatment you promised me last weekend. Otherwise, I will tangle up on purpose & dare you to man handle me. Hmmph lazy....

Me: I'm sick... 😷 And looking for ways to quench your thirst. Patience hefa..


Management: hurry up before I stomp off your head & pout. *rolls eyes while crossing her arms* tick tock.

Me: 5 minute time out. Just for that I'm putting you & an up do.

Management: you can try.


Both of us have an attitude on wash day. Her name is sassy management Humphrey. When happy, she's Sassy but on wash day she becomes her alter ego management. Learning what makes her happy is a trip. I hope I learn her quick. Geez no on told me transitioning would be like this but love sassy anyway. 😍