Reader Jillian sends in this:

Surly icon, reporting on the unveiling of the Clintons' official portraits: 'Bush also addressed Chelsea, saying, 'Chelsea, the fact that you survived your teenage years in the White House speaks to the fact that you had a great mom and dad.' Next to Chelsea sat her longtime boyfriend, Ian Klaus, whose shaggy, curly hair hung down over his suit collar.' Says Jillian: 'Ian Klaus is a Rhodes Scholar and all they mention is his curly hair!!! Terrible.