What and when I eat is not up for discussion or analysis. And don't you DARE touch my food.

Sorry, Dad, I forgot you know everything and I know nothing. I'll try to remember.

Get a &^*#() babysitter if you want to go out. Here's a tip: infants don't enjoy musicals, concerts, or dinner in romantic restaurants.

Yes, you have the right to get piss drunk and act like an ass. And I have the right to kick said ass.

I feel better.
4a with 3c patches/LOIS daughter O/S spongy fine, natural since 1999

Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence.
- Vince Lombardi