Oh yeah, I forgot about these:

Don't treat your boyfriend like crap; be glad that you have such a sweet guy after what you did to him! It makes me sick that he kisses your damn a$$ all the time. Stop griping about wanting to go home every time he starts having fun somewhere. If he wanted to go home and you were having fun, yuo would throw a fit.

How DARE you cheat on me. I gave you "friend time" (which included your friends that were girls), never called to check to see if that is actually where you were because I thought it was healthy for us to have our seperate time sometimes. I trusted you and you broke my heart. Screw you! You are not even that cute, and you have a bad attitude and are self centered. You are selfish and heartless. Youre a mamas boy that is spoiled rotten and has never had to grow up.

If you do something wrong, don't weasel your way out of it, own up to your mistake. Be a MAN.
A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose.

"...you could have a turd on your head and no one would notice."~Subbrock

"I had an imaginary puppy, but my grandpa ate him."~Bailey