I just have to say that I cracked up reading the OP. RCC, you sounded like a late night infomercial.

And now I will leave the thread because I have nothing to add. I'm an overclumper.
Originally Posted by SydneyCurl
I'm channeling my inner Billy Mays, lol.
Kiva! Microfinance works.

Med/Coarse, porous curly.