We open at 10. Do NOT come over at 9:15 and rap on the door with that dumbass smile on your face that you think is soooo charming. We open at 10. It's right there on the door. LEARN TO TELL TIME PLEASE.

And if we accidentally leave the door open 10 minutes to 10 and you waltz in while we're still getting ready to open, do NOT get miffed when we don't all run over at once to wait on you. You're technically trespassing at that point, and we're gonna treat you like a trespasser.

No love,
the shopgirl
I like having something "down below"
Originally Posted by spring1onu
What would you call it, sci-fi guru?
Originally Posted by smurfette
don't click this. seriously.