The funny thing is....I'm the one conducting the fraud audits. Imagine how stressed I'd be if I was being audited.

My collie is a socky bandit. She doesn't destroy them though, just takes great delight in utilizing that little snapper-snout (basically, built-in needle-nose pliers) to fish them from the hamper and then bring them to you triumphantly.

I've never lived with anyone who could say "Mac" w/out sneering, so I've never had one. I'm lazy. I want the built-in tech support. That means it's a PC world for me.
3B, bra-strap length
laidback, very-modified CGer
HG: GF Sleek 'n Shine Leave-in; Alagio