I dread Sundays, only because it means I have to get up on time and be productive tomorrow.

Dog food smells bad because it's made of disgusting materials. My dog gets dog food made of higher grade materials than most human and it doesn't smell at all.

What do you wear as pajamas?
Rock Chalk Baby!! If you aren't from Kansas, you just won't understand!

Dame Kenz Matilda Jayhawk-Rocksalt, heir to the family diamonds.