When I first moved to AR there was a rumor started that I was gay....Apparently someone who refuses to be catty, doesn't want to be on the cheer team (It was a tiny school....9/10ths of the girls were or had tried out for cheer), doesn't want to cake her face in makeup, and didn't spend every free second of her time chasing boys is a lesbian.

Eventually that passed, and I was friends with almost everyone in the school. A few months after I moved a rumor went around that we were moving back. Don't know why that one was started either.

I have nasty allergies, and usually have bloodshot eyes in the spring and fall, so I was accused of being a druggie once.

Considering all the times I've moved I've gotten off quite easy.....
Rock Chalk Baby!! If you aren't from Kansas, you just won't understand!

Dame Kenz Matilda Jayhawk-Rocksalt, heir to the family diamonds.