In May of last year, I got a haircut. My hair was pretty long, but I wanted it shoulder-length because my ends were so bad.
I told her my hair was curly (even though this is quite obvious), so would she please take that into account. She said she would.
I ended up with such short hair that now, 7+ months later, it finally is shoulder-length. Moreover, she put so much gunk in my hair (I think to cover up the fact that it was too short by pulling out the curl), it took me several sulfate washes to get it out. Talk about a nightmare. Have not been to the salon since.
Wurly 2b/2c/3a Miii - high porosity

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