-Mom, I really wish you'd just let me help you instead of talking in circles because you don't want to face things with your situation. Also, I can tell there are things you aren't telling me. I don't want to butt in your business, but I'm good at this whole budget and setting-up-a-file-system business, just let me help.

-Hands, I don't know why you're shaking so bad today, but I'm getting a little worried and I don't like it. Knock. It. Off.

Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.