Dear Uni:

Did you not read my application for housing? Are you aware that I applied for a hall where the rent is 55 per week (utilities included)? Why are you sending me a new application form for 88 and 93 per week (utilities not included)? Are you on drugs? And all this after you tacked on 2,000 to the tuition? Do I look like I can afford that? I am a freaking international students who pays close to double what home students pay and I will be paying ALL OF THIS OUT OF POCKET!!!

You people are CLEARLY on something!

On another note, why do I smell pee in the staff room?
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.