Ninja, I like that idea. However, I vote for three- because I really am not letting JGL go.

Presto! You ain't woman enough to take my man.

I also veto Bourdain, ewww, just ewww. More suggestions please.
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.