How did you break it?!

I want a book deal. And to take photos. Why can't author / photographer be my real life job?! Instead, I must be a public health inspector. Which is, comparatively, way more boring. At the very least, it will provide funny material for the blog ..which might lead to a book deal.

Today was the day that I put everything in perspective!
I fell asleep, when I woke up, everything changed.*--