Nobody's even SEEN her around these parts in decades. DECADES!!!!! Meanwhile, the place would have gone completely to pot if it wasn't for my dad (and my aunt and uncle who both passed away a few years ago. They lived on the property, too.)

My sister had finally gotten enough money together to buy a sister (a single mom, btw) called her because she was interested in buying a small plot of the family land for a mobile home. Know what my "aunt" told her? She "wasn't in the mood to be selling no land," and HUNG UP ON HER!!!! WTF!!!!!! The B*TCH!!!!