I smashed my toe in a massive metal door. Now there's a nice puncture wound through the side of my toe, and the entire thing is swollen and purple. And it hurts like a b!%^$. I also managed to severely gross out a few friends while changing a bandaid on it. Ergh.
Rock Chalk Baby!! If you aren't from Kansas, you just won't understand!

Dame Kenz Matilda Jayhawk-Rocksalt, heir to the family diamonds.