What the hell is going on out there? It would be good to have one public holiday where people don't act stupid.

I'm holed up in my flat because everyone has gone insane. It's almost as bad as Christmas in the shops. I was going to do my big shop for the next two weeks but have decided not to bother because the supermarket was mental. It's only closed for one frigging day
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.