Dear millions of ants,
I don't know why you visit me every year. I've told you before - stay outside and we can be friends. Come in the house and I will murder you one by one.
Go away,

Dear Brain,
Thanks for finally thinking of a good way to keep the ants out of the cat's food dishes.
Yours truly,

Dear Sun,
Thanks for visiting. Come back anytime.
Love, Jeepy
--I'm located in Western PA.
--I found NC in late 2004, CG since 2-2005, started going grey in late 2005.
--My hair is 3B with some 3A, texture-medium/fine, porosity-normal except for the ends which are porous, elasticity-normal.
--My long time favorite products are Suave & VO5 conditioners, LA Looks Sport Gel, oils, honey, vinegar.
--My CG and grey hair progress --