Aww, thanks!

Spring, there's run-of-the-mill bad breath, unpleasant to be certain, then there's for-the-love-of-god-don't-so-much-as-part-your-lips-my-face-is-turned-away-from-you-and-yet-I-still-feel-I'm-gonna-hurl breath.
But I do wonder if my breath is bad and I just don't know it. I mean, surely these people don't know their breath stinks, so maybe it's the case with me for all I know! It's the kind of thing that will keep you up at night!