Typical conversation from my childhood:

Me: Hey mom, what's for dinner?
Mom: Food
Me: What kind of food?
Mom: The kind you eat
Me: Seriously, what are we having?
Mom: Nothing if you keep asking.
When I grow up, I wanna be a Jiujitsu Turtle!

My british name, courtesy of Ninja Dog Shade Haven-Staffordshire: TRBL Hough Jewelstone Turtleneck

Its chaos a few hairs at a time. ~Minxy

"Dispute not with her: she is lunatic." -Richard III