Typical conversation from my childhood:

Me: Hey mom, what's for dinner?
Mom: Food
Me: What kind of food?
Mom: The kind you eat
Me: Seriously, what are we having?
Mom: Nothing if you keep asking.
Originally Posted by TRBL
I usually say "nothing you will eat" because 2 of mine are picky eaters.

Tonight is ribs, pulled pork, cornbread and marinated broccoli salad.
Minneapolis, MN