Why yes, I did spread an ungodly amount of confiture de lait on my English muffin this morning... Thanks for asking!

Seriously, the sweets here are right up my alley... It would be horrible for me to whip out can of condensed milk and spread it on my bread (even though I could probably eat an entire can in one sitting)... But you're SUPPOSED to with this stuff! So it's okay!

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey