Dear Grandma,

Thank you for sending me clothing. Some of it was cute, like that lacy cropped cardigan, and the shirt that went with it. However....the rest of it was not so cute. Like the old lady pants. And the converse sandal thingies. I may have to exchange those. Thank you though!!

Love, Kenzie.
Rock Chalk Baby!! If you aren't from Kansas, you just won't understand!

Dame Kenz Matilda Jayhawk-Rocksalt, heir to the family diamonds.