To my soon to be ex roommate:

I can't even post this from home because you're hacking my email account, you total wacko control freak.

You wanna know why you're a 40 year old man who isn't married? Look in the mirror! You're a total control freak, completely smothering and totally insecure! No wonder your g/f dumped you - I can't even stand to be around you!

If I have menstrual cramps and need to lie down, it does not mean I'm being anti-social. Why does everything have to be about you? Christ!

Get over yourself - you do not run your own company anymore. You are not the first person to get hit with financial difficulties. Don't tell me you aren't a liar, then mention you are months behind on rent and utilities. Is that supposed to make me feel better? Heck no! I'm getting out as soon as possible!

* $ % # You!