Unicorns, I love them.
Unicorns, I love them.
Uni uni unicorns, I love them.
Uni unicorns, I could pet one if they were really real.
And they are!
So I bought one so I could pet it.
Now it loves me, now I love it.
La lala la la...

Agnes makes me happy.
When I grow up, I wanna be a Jiujitsu Turtle!

My british name, courtesy of Ninja Dog Shade Haven-Staffordshire: TRBL Hough Jewelstone Turtleneck

Its chaos a few hairs at a time. ~Minxy

"Dispute not with her: she is lunatic." -Richard III