Crap, I missed hitting the mosquito by a fraction of an inch.

Recently at work: customer sent back creme caramel because it "was more like flan". Well, yeah. Creme caramel IS flan, you twit. Creme caramel = French, also known as creme renversee. Flan = Spanish. The only thing I can think of that would make said customer less of a twit is if they confused creme caramel with crema Catalana, which is more like creme brle, or they straight up thought it was creme brle instead of creme caramel.