I was irritated by dinner... I dislike most pizzas you can buy, but every once in a while love those thin, cheap, cardboard pizzas with plastic cheese. Obviously, not literally - but the super cheap ones which practically fit the description.

When we were in the supermarket on Sunday I wanted to buy one, and my mom said she'd buy it on Tuesday for dinner. Cool, that works. Well, instead she got Little Caesars, which I detest. And despite the fact she got herself 10 packets of red peppers and knows I've used parmesan every time she's ever seen me eat restaurant pizza - no cheese for me. So I had two slices of pizza I detest without even the cheese to put on top and try to hide the flavor a little. Thanks for nothing, mom, I would have stopped and bought myself dinner somewhere had I known.

I got home at 8pm, and at that point didn't want to spend half an hour driving to go buy food or making something. Yuck.
The pews never miss a sermon but that doesn't get them one step closer to Heaven.

But at least the pews never attend yoga!