Is it wrong of me to hate it when women whip out their ultrasound pictures? I internally groan when I see the pictures being fished out from their purse.

I'm sure it's different when it's family or something, but... As an innocent bystander? No thanks. Look, I get it that you're excited. That's great. But what exactly do you expect me to say in response? Don't even get me started on the people who proclaim that the child is "adorable" based on the ultrasound pics.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey