Five o'clock and it's already almost dark.

I have to attend a local council meeting tonight in order to follow through on my complaint about my neighbors' trashy yard (trashy as in garbage and junk, not trashy as in too much lipstick). How to stay awake?

These 14 hours + election days really take it out of me. However, it was enjoyable to speculate on whether some of the female voters were actually semi-rural drag queens.