Ok, had to get that out.

My word, when Sophia came out of that barn.

Blondie is gonna get her face eaten off if she keeps thinking she's got more balls than she actually does.

And when the horn honked in the car when her and Shane were getting their freak on I LOL'd so hard.

Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.