PLease, PLEASE don't straighten me anymore. I'm sorry! I'll be good! I was just playin! Come on, give me a cowash, I promise I won't mat up anymore! I swear! I'll do right! That flat iron gets so hoooooottt! It buuuuurns! No, no, not the Denman! Okay, i'll stop cryin! I said I'll stop CRYIN!! NOOOOOOOOOO!"