My hair: Thank you My braid out looks amazing. It's dry though

Me: *kicks pebble* I'll treat you to an Anita Grant Rhassoul treatment and QB pampering tomorrow if you behave till I get off work..

My hair: Okaaaaay. But I'm gonna need a little of something to hold me over till then. Break me off a piece of that hair dew

Me: *heavy sigh* But I'm gonna lose some definition! Dammit.

My hair: Do what the fcuk I say or...

Me: Okay! Damn
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds

-Albert Einstein
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