EDITED: I have a gel, three different styling creams, a volumizer, a mousse, a hairspray, a setting lotion, three different restyler/scrunching/glossing or whatever they're called mists/sprays for first & second-day hair, a pomade, Potion 9 that's a mix between one or several things, & now there's this, a texturizer!

Good Lord, what else is there I can add to my arsenal?!

You women are evil!