It is hard for me to have conversations with these men!

Seriously, where are the men who can hold an intense, intellectual conversation? Someone who can make geeky jokes one minute, quote Shakespeare, and then talk dirty to me the next.

I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life.
Originally Posted by kayb

me so corny me laff long time; "The lady doth protest too much"; i want to dip my eggroll in your sweet and sour sauce