Really universe? You hit me with allergies on the first period day? Because I don't feel like dying quite enough with just the first day pain?
Oh, and of course I had run out of Benadryl and just bought some more and finally took it a little while ago. So I'm going to have to suffer through the runny nose, sneezing, and miserable itchiness for a while until it kicks in, by which point I'll really be feeling the need to take a nap.