Co-worker: How difficult is it to just respond to my email? If you can't work for me that day, that's fine! But I need to know one way or the other! A simple "yes" or "no" will suffice! I won't be butthurt or anything. I just need to know, so that I can either confirm or cancel my plans that day!

On another note:

Special K Fruit Crisps are DELICIOUS! They taste like crunchy little pop-tart bites! I love them!

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey