I was about to go out with a friend who straightens herr hair. "Why don't you flat iron your hair before we leave? It won't take long." I guess she didn't want to be seen in public with me if my hair wasn't straight.

"You haven't straightened your hair in a long time." My boyfriend's subtle way of telling me I should flat iron my hair. Granted, it was back when I had just stopped being a flat iron junkie and I didn't know how to take care of my hair so it didn't look too great.