It just occurred to me because of the early morning hour, maybe a bat got him instead of a bird. A praying mantis, perhaps?

I still like the 'sexplosion' idea, though!
Formerly misspam.
Joined: Feb. 2008

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - W. C. Fields