My friends and I went to a bar after dinner last night. We were sitting there, talking, when a guy taps my shoulder. When I turned he said, "Excuse me, my friends and I are having an argument. Are you wearing underwear?"

I just stared. So he repeated the questions. 3 times.

This guy was at least 30.
Originally Posted by legends
Shut Up <----- picture his mouth hanging open and that's me right now!
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