Yes, we're hours away as well (we being Scrills and me).
So, I was in line at Wal-Mart this afternoon, when a really nice ER nurse I remembered from my dog bite days (no, it wasn't a pit bull) appeared behind me. We got to chatting, and I happened to glance down at what she planned to buy. Friends, it was 50 Shades of Blech.

She's a lovely person, and it's not my place to judge, but boy, oh boy, you just never know about people, do you?

No sir-ee.

Dogs and nature abhor a vacuum.